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  • addsf345
    11-19 01:29 PM
    The vermont service center says 2 months for h1b extensions, mine has been pending for 75 days, so i called the uscis today and guess what they told me, the processing times have been updated on teh web site but it is very difficult for us to follow them, i would suggest you wait for 90 days and see if there is any change in your online status if not call me back.

    Then why do these people keep updating monthly processing dates if they cannot stick to their words.

    I believe the processing times are just a gimmick to show progress to press....:mad:

    Guess what, CIS @ NSC, TSC looks like never want to cross even the processing dates beyond July 2007. I will be not surprised if they do not cross July 2007 for another year.




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  • Dhundhun
    04-29 02:40 AM
    I have applied EAD renewal to AZ lock box. It was delivered on Mar 29. I have not got any receipt so far. Also check is not cashed.

    Now it is 30 days and I should be able to call USCIS.

    I have two questions:

    1. Mail was sent with delivery confirmation, which confirms delivery on Mar 29. What if the package is lost there? Could I applying again? How USCIS treats two applications?

    2. I have not received any receipt, except I have delivery slip from Post Office. In counting 90 days, is it taken based on receipt or based on Post Office slip?

    Thanks a lot.




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  • andy garcia
    10-16 02:15 PM
    If I am not wrong.....I had checked on the EB5 retrogression some time back..
    Which EB5 are you checking?

    EB5 is always current. Last year they only issued 346 visas to this category.
    It takes at least 500.000$ :cool: to get one.




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  • chaki
    02-11 04:24 PM
    I know this question has been dealt with in different contexts. However I have not found a clear answer to my situation below. I would truly appreciate if any one has a definite idea about it.

    My labor has cleared (Eb3) and so is my I-140. If I take up a large promotion which is part technical and part managerial can I simply refile my labor under Eb2 and reuse my old priority date. I had a masters (MBA) and 3 years of experience at the time of joining my current company but my labor was filed saying that Masters + 1 yr or Bachelors + 3 yrs was enough thereby making it an Eb3.

    If my company refiles under Eb2 will the experience gained under the current company counts. If not will it be enough to say on the new application that Masters + 3 yrs is required for the new position offered.



    Thanks,
    Chaki



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  • Cheran
    04-13 03:16 PM
    I want to address this to everyone. Any organization needs a clear and precise Vision statement. Majority of the senior member complain that the people with green card and citizenship do not support immigration voice; then the question becomes what is our vision. If we confine ourselves to the benefit that we all should get green card, then what is the need for someone who has already got a green card to visit this web site. Humans are need based animals, whether you like it or not tomorrow if I get my Green Card (A big IF) it is very much likely that my visit to this website will be minimized. My priorities will be different. So core group should get a better vision statement which might address all immigrants.

    The reason I came to immigration voice is slightly different, because I am still not convinced enough to accept that core group could do something which will make our law makers’ act different. I support immigration voice on a bigger picture, it unites all immigrants together, and the website provides me support to all my immigration need. For example, I can search the website and find information regarding visa stamping, H1 quota and what my fellow countrymen think about it. So my sincere advice to the core group is to create a vision statement which is much bigger than the green card issue and which will make sure all immigrant no matter with green card or not will visit our website. Make the vision statement visible in the website. You have much better exposure through this. I have to agree, I am writing this out of frustration :D , but to be honest, do not treat this website for green card retrogression alone, treat it as something bigger, which will address all immigrant needs.




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  • vjkypally
    07-18 09:59 AM
    Just sent this to 10 of my friends, keep spreading the word

    www.immigrationvoice.org succesfully manages to revoke decision!!! Now its your turn to help them by contributing so that they can help you in future for action items like
    recapture of visas wasted last few years
    remove country based quota for employment based GC

    and many more. Also remember it is non-profit and run by people like us stuck in this process.

    Cheers and for confirmation check the article below from business week,
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    http://businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnfl...eek+exclusives



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  • Pagal
    12-09 10:54 AM
    Hello,

    The campaigns are never wasted ... agreed that we are small in numbers, but it is all the more reason to strengthen the campaigns.




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  • copsmart
    10-09 10:26 AM
    I haven't tried visitor/business visa, but I got a transit visa for Germany once with an expired H1B stamping in passport. I got that visa from German Counsulate in Boston, MA.

    Hope this helps!



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  • GotFreedom?
    07-10 11:08 AM
    I have been facing this same situation for last 3 years. I could not work on several goverment contracts because they recognize only permanent residents to be elegible for working in those contracts although the documents for the contract said that the team members should have valid working authorization in the country. What a mess it is!!




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  • anjans
    07-09 09:46 PM
    thanks



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  • plreddy
    08-11 09:59 AM
    One More from 2006.

    PD 30 Mar 2006.
    RD 07/03/07
    ND 09/05/07.




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  • number30
    03-11 10:33 PM
    Interesting. I never received the 1099-INT. Will talk to my bank.

    CITI Bank usually send the 1099. But if you have account with ICICI or some other Indian Banks they do not send it. Also check if your bank in India deducting Tax (Usually called as TDS) on interest you earn. That amount you can deduct on US tax return as foreign taxes paid.



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  • walker15
    03-17 10:15 PM
    Hi lavanyamohan and mhtahim,
    Many of my friends utilized Mr.Gowda for H1B and GC. All my friends & hundreds in the same firm got GC'S without any querries.
    Frankly speaking I do not have any personal relations with the company.
    I used his services and felt exactly what mhtahim mentioned about Gowda. He is reasonable and professional.

    All the best




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  • sunilmn
    08-22 10:09 PM
    I have your request to join, we are indeed very active.
    My sincere apologies at not getting back to you so far- will redress that asap!

    Welcome...we are delighted to have you with us.....:)

    Hello I live in plymouth and I would like to join with you guys for DC.Could you please give me more details.



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  • Jaime
    09-06 04:42 PM
    UK and other countries in Europe must be smoking pot to think that they tap into the pool of skilled migrant workers returning from US. These people are returning back to their home countries primarily due to the recent advancements in their own countries, and to some extent due to the GC & visa mess in US.

    The working (& living) condition in Europe is not as good as it is in US, and the scope for personal advancement is not as good as it is in India, China, Brazil, and many other countries. Why would anyone do a stop over in between? And that too in UK - the country with the most racism than any other European country, may be with the exception of Germany. Just look at how it reversed its GC policy (a scheme called by some other BS name).

    Believe me - I'm speaking from more than 8 years of living and extensive travel in that region. You don't want to do that.

    You are right, but the point here is not whether kicked out U.S. PhDs want to leave the U.S. for Europe, the point is that those PhDs ARE WANTED everywhere, except in the U.S. (regardless of where they choose to settle, which will probably be, like you rightly stated their home countries, where the opportunities are the best)




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  • gcformeornot
    09-27 08:58 AM
    What will be my options to maintain my immigration status in the following scenario:

    AC21 is not filed after joining the new employer (new job since 2 months).
    If the previous employer revoked the I-140.
    Have the same job/role and responsibilities with my new employer.
    No gap between previous and new current employer.
    Status of I-140 remains approved and I-485 remains pending in USCIS website.

    Should I proceed AC21 filing immediately? Is there anything need to be done in order to keep the immigration status legal?

    I would really appreciate your valuable suggestions.

    Thank you
    right now. But be prepared with EVL new employer incase your old employer revokes 140... USCIS might send you NOID or RFE in that case you will need a detailed EVL from new employer.

    My lawyer insisted on sending EVL immediately after Job change in order to protect from potential NOID or RFE... or even Denial of 485 as it has happened in some cases.



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  • Pasquale
    01-14 09:50 AM
    That's neat glos :D




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  • Irs
    02-28 04:51 PM
    Online search would give a bunch of sites… you know your insurance needs for you/family better than anyone….You may find one or many but trade-offs are inevitable... make sure to compare the new insurance that you will be buying against the one you have to validate coverage...




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  • RareRFEon485
    04-16 10:05 AM
    Please explain how you have worked in Illinios for XYZ company( my GC sponsoring Company) living in MN,WA and TX.

    This was one line description I got as RFE on my I-485.

    My 140 is approved in Dec 2007. I had 1st RFE on I-485 for pay stubs and other things. This is the second RFE. I will consult good attorney. Any advise is helpful.

    Also I entered US on AP and I started my own company few months back. I am still working for GC sponsoring company. If by my bad luck my 485 gets denied..what are my options? Also I have my H1 petition valid till May 2012 but I don't have it stamped. Do I need to leave the country and get it stamped?




    belmontboy
    01-08 12:49 PM
    your wish is my command Master, what can I do for you?




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    08-13 10:49 AM
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